. (zum Lesen, bei Gelegenheit vielleicht mal als empee3, weil man muss den eigentlich hören.)
Kommentare
You can't be afraid of words that speak the truth. I don't like words that hide the truth. I don't like words that conceal reality. I don't like euphemisms or euphemistic language. And American english is loaded with euphemisms. Because Americans have a lot of trouble dealing with reality. Americans have trouble facing the truth. So they invent a kind of a soft language to protect themselves from it. And it gets worse with every generation. For some reason it just keeps getting worse.
I'll give you an example of that. There's a condition in combat. Most people know about it. It's when a fighting person's nervous system has been stressed to it's absolute peak and maximum, can't take any more input. The nervous system has either snapped or is about to snap.
In the first world war that condition was called
shell shock. Simple, honest, direct language. Two syllables. Shell shock. Almost sounds like the guns themselves. That was 70 years ago.
Then a whole generation went by. And the second world war came along and the very same combat condition was called
battle fatigue. Four syllables now. Takes a little longer to say. Doesn't seem to be as hard to say. Fatigue is a nicer word that shock. Shell shock ...Battle fatigue.
Then we had the war in Korea in 1950. Madison Avenue was riding high by that time. And the very same combat condition was called
Operational Exhaustion. Hey we're up to 8 syllables now! And the humanity has been Squeezed completely out of the phrase now. It's totally sterile now. Operational Exhaustion: sounds like something that might happen to your car.
Then of course came the war in Vietnam, which has only been over for about 16 or 17 years. And thanks to the lies and deceit surrounding that war, I guess it's no surprise that the very same condition was called
Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder. Still 8 syllables, but we've added a hyphen. And the pain is completely buried under jargon. Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder.
I bet you, if we'd still been calling it shell shock, some of those Vietnam veterans might have gotten the attention they needed at the time. I bet you that.
But it didn't happen. And one of the reasons is because we were using that soft language, that language that takes out the life outta life. And it is a function of time it does keep getting worse.
Give you another example. Sometime during my life
toilet paper became
bathroom tissue. I wasn't notified of this. No one asked me if I agreed with it. It just happened. Toilet paper became bathroom tissue.
Sneakers became
running shoes.
False teeth became
dental appliances.
Medicine became
medication.
Information became
directory assistance.
The
dump became the
land fill.
Car crashes became
automobile accidents.
Partly cloudy became
partly sunny.
Motels became
motor lodges.
House trailers became
mobile homes.
Used cars became
previously owned transportation.
Room service became
guest room dining.
Constipation became
occasional irregularity.
When I was a little kid if I got sick they wanted me to go to a hospital and
see the doctor. Now they want me to go to a
health maintenance organization. Or a
wellness center to consult a health care delivery professional!
Poor people used to
live in slums. Now the
economically disadvantaged occupy sub-standard housing in the inner cities. And they're
BROKE! They're broke. They don't have a
negative cash flow position. They're fuckin' broke! Because a lot of them were
fired. You know, fired. Management wanted to
curtail redundancies in the human resources area. So many people are no longer
viable members of the work force.
Smug, greedy well fed white people have invented a language to conceal their sins. It's as simple as that. The CIA doesn't
kill people anymore, they
neutralize people or they
depopulate the area. The government doesn't
lie, it
engages in disinformation. The pentagon actually measures radiation in some thing they call
sunshine units. Israeli murderers are called
commandos. Arab commandos are called
terrorists. Contra killers are called
freedom fighters. Well if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part of it to us, do they.
And some of this stuff is just silly. We know that. Like when the airlines tell us to
pre-board. What the hell is pre-board? What does that mean? To get on before you get on? They say they're going to pre-board those passengers
in need of special assistance ...
CRIPPLES! Simple honest direct language. There's no shame attached to the word cripple I can find in any dictionary. In fact it's a word used in Bible translations. "Jesus healed the cripples." Doesn't take seven words to describe that condition. But we don't have cripples in this country anymore. We have:
the physically challenged. Is that a grotesque enough evasion for you? How about
differently abled? I've heard them called that. Differently abled! You can't even call these people
handicapped anymore. They say: "We're not handicapped, we're
handy capable!" These poor people have been bullshitted by the system into believing that if you change the name of the condition somehow you'll change the condition. Well hey cousin ...
[macht ein Furzgeräusch] ... doesn't happen! We have no more
deaf people in this country.
Hearing impaired. No more
blind people.
Partially sighted or visually impaired. No more
stupid people, everyone has a
learning disorder. Or he's
minimally exceptional. How would you like to told that about your child. He's minimally exceptional. Psychologists have actually started calling
ugly people those with
severe appearance deficits. It's getting so bad that any day now I expect to hear a
rape victim referred to as an
unwilling sperm recipient!
And we have no more
old people in this country. No more old people. We shipped them all away and we brought in these
senior citizens. Isn't that a typically American twentieth century phrase? Bloodless. Lifeless. No pulse in one of them. A senior citizen. But I've accepted that one. I've come to terms with it. I know it's here to stay. We'll never get rid of it. But the one I do resist. The one I keep resisting, is when they look at an old guy and say, "Look at him Dan, he's ninety years young." Imagine the fear of aging that reveals. To not even be able to use the word old to describe someone. To have to use an antonym. And fear of aging is natural. It's universal, isn't it? We all have that. No one wants to get old. No one wants to die. But we do. So we con ourselves. I started conning myself when I got in my forties. I'd look in the mirror and say, "Well...I guess I'm getting ...older." Older sounds a little better than old, doesn't it? Sounds like it might even last a little longer. I'm getting old. And it's okay. Because thanks to our fear of death in this country I won't have to die. I'll
pass away. Or I'll
expire, like a magazine subscription. If it happens in the hospital they'll call it a
terminal episode. The insurance company will refer to it as negative patient care outcome. And if it's the result of malpractice they'll say it was a
therapeutic misadventure.
I'm telling ya, some of this language makes me want to
vomit. Well, maybe not vomit ...
... makes me want to
engage in an involuntary personal protein spill.
diesen Kommentar schrieb
tinto am 23.01.03 17:49 Uhr
JAWOLL!!! Ich sag nur "Mongolian Cluster-Fuck" ...
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Horge am 23.01.03 19:02 Uhr
Das Paradestückchen von George Carlin =)
Auch gut: George Carlin über "Capital Punishment" oder "airport security", von Chris Rock will ich gar nicht anfangen.
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RoyalTS am 24.01.03 00:38 Uhr
Have you ever noticed that most of the people who are against abortion are people you wouldn't wanna fuck in the first place?
Los Angeles is a small woman saying "Fuck me!". New York is a large man saying "Fuck you!"
I read that a Detroit man and his friend were arrested because they had forced the man's five-year-old son to smoke cigarettes, drink alcohol, and perform oral sex on them. Can you imagine? CIGARETTES!
I don't understand why prostitution is illegal. Selling
is legal, fucking is legal. So why isn't it legal to sell fucking?
Why should it be illegal to sell something that's legal to give away? I can't follow the logic. Of all the things you can do to a person, giving them an orgasm is hardly the worst. In they army they give you a medal for killing people, in civilian life you got to jail for giving them orgasms. Am I missing something?
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tinto am 24.01.03 15:30 Uhr
Hast du mal was von Chris Rock angehört? Beispiel:
"I was down in DC recently at an abortion rally. Not because I believe in the cause, but, you know, what better place to pick up women?"=)
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RoyalTS am 25.01.03 03:32 Uhr